Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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