i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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