I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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