Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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