ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
These tits shall not be calmed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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