her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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