Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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