Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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