I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
