you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
