I must be too annoying 4 u.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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