brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
North Korea, Best Korea!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
What a dumb baby whore.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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