I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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