To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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