omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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