BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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