This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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