is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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