If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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