I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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