Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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