Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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