Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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