Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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