if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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