remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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