we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
