This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
