I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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