U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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