the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I would ride that face into the sunset
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
