Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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