; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
