do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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