oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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