what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We left an ass print on the piano.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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