U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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