So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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