For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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