She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
