If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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