are you still at the devil's house?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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