don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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