Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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