i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im six kinds of drunk right now
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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