I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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