i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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