It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
