New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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