Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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