One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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