Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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