Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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