Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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