I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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