Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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