We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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