I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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