nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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