Do you still have your period?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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